Drrummmm........drrummmmmmmm....drrummmmmmmm........
That's the sound of my fingers drumming on my desk top, because there's nothing much happening.
If you want to know how quiet it is, the official Gulls website is going big on a picture of the groundsman on his mower today.
Still, it gives us a chance to discuss Euro 2008. Will it be a Turkey v Russia final, which it probably should be? Or will the relentless Germans and the blowing-hot-and-cold Spanish win through?
And is it just me, or has this been the best tournament for ages, and would that by any chance have anything to do with not having to put up with loads of hype about over-paid Premiership slackers and endless pictures of their girlfriends buying shoes?