Mr Uzzell's stats reveal we have seen just one effort on target this half, and that came from Exeter.
There have been 13 fouls, nine of them committed by the visitors.
The Torquay Boys Grammar School team is doing a lap of honour, having won the English Schools Under-16 Cup with a thrilling 5-4 victory at Manchester City's ground last week. They came back from 0-4 down, so if anyone deserves an ovation, it's them.
The fans are standing to applaud them.